Too many to choose from...

But this is high on the list.

Favorite Pictures

Well, since I am not a viral video buff I will post some of my favorite pictures. These are of the Jones house from this year.

Here is Jacob enjoying some lunch. Leftover Taco Roll.

Man's Weekend Training.

Enjoying his first taste of Hot Chocolate after a cold afternoon outside.

Jacob wants to know at what age he can come to man's weekend and learn to shoot a shotgun. Sorry all these are of Jacob, Landon, you understand what happens to your photo album when you have kids. Many of you are experiencing something similar with your dogs.

Adrian!!!

You are going to need some speakers and some steps to climb for this one.

I love posting youtube stuff

How was Christmas?

Dirty Santa

So, I promised a post with Andrew as the center piece and here it is. Andrew, as I start, feel free to correct any grammatical errors. I went to a Dirty Santa party not too long ago and came away with a great gift. Last year I gave a senior picture of myself. Andrew, without knowing I was doing that, gave an autographed picture of himself.
This year I took an autographed picture of Chuck Norris. I came home with a $10 Starbucks gift card and the picture below. Andrew, know this: I stole it and it was not because of the gift card. Just know that you are extremely missed from the Nunley household.

New Band

This is a new band I'm currently listening to, Arcade Fire. This is one of the songs off their second album, Neon Bible

The video is pretty awesome, although its not the actual music video. Someone made it from parts of "Once Upon A Time in the West".

A couple of things:
- The song is awesome.
- Charles Bronson is the guy in tan, and I think he was uglier when he was young. I didn't think that was possible.
- Henry Fonda has some awesome scruff in the clip. I can only imagine how incredible his beard or mustache would be.
- The Foo Fighters cover some of their songs in concert.

Love 'em all

Cool Things of Life, Part 2

Since I am addicted to HD television I often check out some random programs. A few weeks ago I came across the Iconoclasts series that is on Sundance channel. Basically they capture two famous people from different professions and film their conversations and hanging out for a few days. It seems that the matches often have some sort of history together as well. The episode that I watched was Eddie Vedder from Pearl Jam and surfer Laird Hamilton. The two guys surf together in Hawaii and Laird goes to California to watch one of Vedder's shows. I love how Eddie Vedder's voice when he talks is exactly like when he sings. He has some wierd earthy beliefs but it is cool to hear him talk about life and surfing. Laird is just straight up ripped. I didn't know that you needed to be that ripped to surf but it can't hurt. Having Gabrielle Reece as a wife and living in Maui can't be too tough either.

Laird Hamilton Trivia - Was Kevin Costner's stunt double in Waterworld (my favorite movie that critics hammered). Appeared in the opening scene of the Bond movie Die Another Day.

Cool Things of Life

Not to rain on Landon's awesome news (if you don't know what it is please read the next post) but I have a little extra time since I am on vacation and I wanted to share some stuff that I had wanted to post on here for a while. Actually nothing important just some random thoughts...

I have been a Foo Fighters fan for quite some time now and always loved their dicotomy of rock and acoustic tunes, sometimes mixed into the same track (ex. February Stars). I love that I can listen to half of CD while I am getting buff at the gym and the other half I while I am sipping on a High Life during a Missouri sunset. Their only album that I have owned was "The Colour and The Shape" which is one of my top 5 all time albums.

Well a couple weeks ago I was flipping through my HD channels and noticed that their accoustic concert "Skin and Bones" was in stunning 1080i. I only got to see a couple songs at that time but I was mesmerized and DVR'd the entire show for later viewing. The setlist for the show is the same as the album with the same name. (Check it out on itunes). I have come away from the show with realizing that Dave Grohl is a freaking musical genious!!! He played drums for Nirvana, has lead his own rock band for a decade and now they can pull off an accoustic set!?!

If you have HDNet try to catch it sometime. If you don't rent the DVD or check out some of the album on iTunes. They do lots of the classic stuff and some really cool new things. My favorite songs were... I can't even narrow it down...over half of the stuff on the album I could repeat over and over and continue to enjoy it.

If you have a chance to check it out let me know what you think...

Ross, thanks for the reference to me being a Dad in the last post. Though I doubt I have much wisdom to offer as evidenced by the things that come out of Malcolm's mouth these days, my "Dadness" is increasing again. Yes, the Lord has blessed us with another. After Aaron posed the question at last MW, as to whether or not anyone would get pregnant before us, I truly wanted to quiet any doubters, but Seth and Jen proved to be a match difficult to beat. So here we go again, Kandice is sick and we are excited. It's funny, at work the ladies think that I am forcing Kandice to have more kids, so I have to assure them that each pregnancy is consensual. We are excited and know that the nothing is certain with each pregnancy. I'd like to open the floor for any names, boy or girl, and also cast you vote on where to have the baby, Kandice keeps thinking that a home birth would be good, I think she's crazy, but it's not me having the babies. I compare it to me selling my car and buying a horse to ride around, apparently she doesn't see my rationale. Anyway, hope you all are doing well.

Also, Aaron, did you fly on a personal plane down to Florida. It seems like several of the doctors we work with have their own planes and licenses, you might want to check into it.

Merry Christmas!

Happy Birthday, Doc!

Keep it alive

Supercool

WOM Teaser Trailer

I ran across this site to make videos online from still pics. You can upload a soundtrack too. Animoto.com

You Tube becomes a Republican

I just got done watching the Republican debate. I loved the twist that You Tube added. I was wondering what you thought about the debate. If any of you watched it please tell what you thought. If you did not, go to You Tube and watch (Or CNN.com). This is the first time I have heard many of them talk, and here are some thoughts I had:

• Fred Thompson looks like death and needs a new makeup artist.
• Ron Paul is the closest thing to the original ideas of our country's founders.
• Rudy Guliani seems hates Hillary as much a Landon.
• John McCain has the most experience when it comes to foreign policy, but he comes across like an Ass.
• Mike Huckabee is awesome, Arkansas governors have great personalities.

It was a fun debate with some personality. I liked the video questions, gave a "Cyber Town Meeting" feel to the night. I wish I knew how they chose the videos to show.

Back to Work

So, we're back to work after the holidays.

Let's all be thankful we don't work here. Although, the offer is tempting. Full benefits and 3 WEEKS paid vacation! That's nice. I love Bar-B-Q too!

That's it, I'm sending in my resume. Mr. Tarkanian sounds like a good guy. He's a stickler, after all.

Disney World and Reflection

Men, Coach Nunley has returned from my blog hiatus. I went on an all expenses paid trip to Disney World with Elizabeth and her Dad's family. We had a great time and loved every minute detail that her dad had planned. He loves Disney World. It was Magical and besides the sore calves at night and the motion sickness from riding every non-kiddy ride possible. Then I went on a reflection time from the blog and in my reflections I realized I missed it and did not waste any time looking at it. So I return to say that that cyst was awesome and that happen in my underwear one time when it busted. I had mine removed as well and all I have to say is Thank God I wasn't awake. About Alabama. yes they lost to UL Monroe and that hurts, but SEC the pain is coming! I hate Sabin but I think he will do good. Also I think I will try to get a bootleg copy of Hitman before next Man's Weekend. Did we ever decide on a date? Will it be Presidents Day? I need to ask the Grandparents. I also would not mind carrying one of those Sonic change things (You know the thing that holds the coins separate and you can get the real fast) if push came to shove. Also since we have talked of the Chuck Norris Video, I found this website, Chuck Norris Facts ,with quotes and t-shirt making abilities. I missed you all and I hope no one mentions anything positive about Hilliary other than the fact that B thinks she is Hot. Glad to be back.

UNtil THen,

Mike Huckabee and Jo Dee Messina

I was cruising Cookeville today in the LeSabre when Heads Carolina Tails California came on, ain't yo daddy still in Des Moines. Immediately, Andrew appeared in my head and I was taken back to the back steps of EDNA as Andrew jammed and I tried to play the djembe. Thank you, Andrew.

Later today I read an article talking about Mike Huckabee's views on abortion:

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/H/HUCKABEE?SITE=NCAGW&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

I was intrigued by Mike's strategic use of Chuck Norris in his first TV ad campaign.

I am anxious to see if the blog gets political next year, we've already had some trouble with emotions on the blog. I'm not sure I could handle it if any of you are Hillary Clinton supporters.

What might have been

I'm watching this right now. Its free On Demand. This is the way it should have happened. No Mercy.

Seriously though, Chozen would have killed Daniel san. This guy agrees with me. (Cool blog too) I tried to find a picture of his impressive chest, but I couldn't. The entire movie (Karate Kid 2) is on Youtube, split up into parts.

MISSING: ADAM JAMES NUNLEY

Has anyone seen this person? If so, have them contact the EdnaBlog.

The Zen Master

I don't know if you all saw this story. I thought it was funny. I'm posting it here. Way to go, Phil.

NEW YORK (AP) - Coach Phil Jackson said he deserved the reprimand he got from the NBA on Wednesday for making a sexual reference in a comment following the Los Angeles Lakers' loss in San Antonio.

The Spurs made 13 3-pointers in their 107-92 victory on Tuesday night, and Jackson was asked if too much penetration was leading to open outside shooters.
"We call this a 'Brokeback Mountain' game, because there's so much penetration and kickouts," Jackson said. "It was one of those games."

"But in retrospect, it wasn't really funny," Jackson said before the Lakers played Houston on Wednesday night. "When you take it out of context, it wasn't funny. It was a poor attempt at humor and I deserved to be reprimanded by the NBA."

Still, Jackson couldn't resist making another joke as he apologized.

"If I've offended any horses, Texans, cowboys or gays, I apologize," Jackson said.

Jackson thanked beat writers and other journalists who covered Tuesday's game for dismissing the comment as an innocent joke. He said several of them laughed when he said it.

The NBA did not.

Wives are gonna love this one

A slow blog gets gross videos...don't make me post these guys!
Biggest Zit Ever - Watch more free videos

Let's have a good week....

Or you'll be on the receiving end of this!



The bad thing is, these Action jeans are so comfortable. Chuck won't be tired running from city to city to administer the pain. They won't bind his legs, so Chuck can break your face.

Also, my prediction came true and Alabama lost. Jasper was proud on Saturday.

Sad Day for America

Guys, please take a moment and read this article. It's awful news, but I think it's important we know the truth about our government.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/child_on_white_house_tour

Too Quiet Around Here

Thank You Andrew

Barrett Jones, 6-5, 270 lb tackle from ECS. Committed to Alabama.
Andrew,



Nunley and I thank you for helping to further promote the Saban Nation. When Alabama wins the national championship in the next few years we will recognize you as a part of this development. This kid is going to help rip the SEC in two. Thanks. Ross, for any encouragement you gave Alexis to talk this kid into going to Alabama, we thank you also.

Here is the Article

Hitman

Andrew, I bet he knew all the cheat codes as well.

Story

The Hunt for the Golden Duke

I thought we should go ahead and officially discuss this year's Weekend of Men. We all lead busy lives and some of us are having babies, so I thought it best we get it scheduled early.

Seth has a baby due in March and has requested the weekend be moved to Februrary. I think we can do that. What say ye?

Here are the weekends in February:
Feb. 1-3
Feb. 8-10
Feb. 15-17 (Feb. 18 in President's Day and some of us have that off, something to think about.)
Feb. 22-24

Adam, you would need to check with your half-step-grandfather-in-law-twice-removed about cabin availability. Is that still open to us?

Let's get this train rolling for Weekend of Men IV!!!

They Don't Make Em Like They Used To...

A legendary crooner passed away recently and it brought back to mind one of Will Ferrell's greatest sketches. Goulet had to be one of the last of his kind alive.

Sorry Andrew...

movies don't have cheat codes.

Hitman - Trailer

Posted Aug 28, 2007

An international assassin known as Agent 47 works for a mysterious organization dubbed the Agency.

Stealthy

Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again

Our History.....

I know this isn't our real histoy. But I'd like to think it could be......

http://www.wittenburgdoor.com/archives/lastword-155.html

A few excerpts:

"In Edna's house were many mansions. At least, the people who lived there thought so."

"Edna's House was a foyer to eternity, the final stop before the pearly gates, their last – and for some, their first – real home."

"Edna had worked the other end of this vale of tears too, delivering more than 300 babies in her career"

A lateral here....a lateral there

This is pretty unbelievable. Kinda like our play against the Leather Balls in the flag football Championship, only with 14 more laterals. I think I saw a Gray pirouette in there somewhere. Headhunters!

Think about this .....

Next Man's weekend will be held here.

Role Call

I know that there are many secret viewers (wives, girlfriends, long lost friends,Squeek, etc.) out there of the Edna Blog. I would love to see who else out there is checking out the blog. Please don't feel like you had to live in Edna to comment on this site.

If you are reading this please comment at least once so we can see how many different people are reading.

... and after you comment, read the post below because I don't want to trump on the Virgin Blogers big news.

It's a Boy!!!

It is a boy!!! We found out yesterday that Jones # 2 is a boy. Please give name ideas.

Guitar Hero II

Some Ideas

So here are some ideas for shirts. Sorry if everything isn't as clear as it should be. This website looks like the shirts would be about $20 for an order of 9. They are as customizable as you want them to be, just no color pictures.

The first pic has a front that reads: The Men of Edna and then an '08.

On the back of this one it reads: "Where A Man Can Be A Man"

The bottom of the front of this one reads: Hunt for the Golden Duke 2008

This one is for the site. The back reads: UNtil THen! and then the website.

T-Shirts

Men,
I had a thought today and I believe you all will agree with it. I believe this year we need to add a T-Shirt for Man's Weekend. The person in charge of course and has the final say should be, of course the Golden Duke winner, JDL. Now I say we come up with a logo that will always go on the right breast and then from year to year the back changes and the color of the shirt changes. We could call are selves the Men of EDNA or something like that and have a cool logo. I think the shirts should be brought to the weekend, which we need to decide when that will be. So lets get the ball rolling for Justin. Any ideas?

UNtil THen,

See you in a minute!

Everyone have a safe weekend. If you're near a magnolia tree, grab a leaf for David Lee Roth. He seems to have misplaced his.

I Still Love Technology

I have made it. Thank you all for being so patient. I talked to Landon last year about printing off a hard copy of the blog and snail mailing it to me once a month. However, this plan never came to fruition due to the sensitive material that would be traveling through the mail syatem. I have already neglected my job, wife, child, and unborn child due to reading this website. Since I am now an official member, I was wondering if someone could photoshop me into the picture at the top of the page. Andrew, I thought today that you have also come the closest to meeting Regis Philbin in person out of our group. You were only about 3 years late. However, closer than I will ever be. I am sure that you all have been thinking of the game shows that you will go apply for within the next month, here are some of mine:

Lingo
Identity
Deal or no Deal (I prefer games that require no skill, less chance of me making a fool of myself)
World Series of Poker


As for myself and Jennifer, we are doing great. Jacob is growing up, and he knows everything we say now. He has even learned to try to conn both of us. I never thought I would be proud to see my child try to con me, but I was. The next Jones is on the way and will be due in March. We find out what it is next week. We are hoping it is a baby. I hope to see you all soon, and I can not wait to share some Office humor with my buds.

Viera and Me

Well, it's Thursday morning in the Big Apple. D-Day plus one.

It's been a long, stressful, fun week. Yesterday was nerve-racking, sweaty, and fun.

Here's the abridged version. Got to ABC at 6:00 in the morning. I didn't have to there until 7:00, but you know what they say, "The early bird catches the million dollars." Luckily, I saw one of the 2 million Starbucks in NYC and went and got a coffee. I meandered back to ABC and they let us in at 7:00.

They took us to the green room where we would spend most of the day. BTW, the green room isn't green. They fed us breakfast and then a lawyer came in to warn us off all the bad things we were not allowed to do....

Side Note: Gentlemen, it is VERY IMPORTANT that no one knows the outcome of my show. Through the powers of deductive reasoning from Justin and Aaron's posts you can figure out how I did, but please tell NOBODY and make sure your wives tell NOBODY. I had to sign a nondisclosure document that stated if I told anyone how I did...they could not pay me!! Don't mess with my money, fools!!!

And we're back...Then a producer came in and went through pretty much everything the lawyer said. (Refer to Side Note above) Then they took us down to the studio and we practiced walking in and getting into the chair, getting out of the chair and walking out. And then it was hurry up and wait...and wait...and wait...

My biggest worry was that I wouldn't tape yesterday. There was a chance that I was going to have to come back next Tuesday (which would be very difficult). Fortunately, I was one of the first ones. They called me down and put me on the "on deck" circle. I could go at any moment....and then we broke for lunch.

When we got back from lunch, it was my turn. I walked out there and saw Laura (for the first time that day) and then there she was...Viera. We sat down, chatted a little bit, and then it was business time (because it was Wednesday). I cruised through the first few questions...stumbled a bit on the next few questions...kept going...and then I was slain by a freaking French question. I mean, come on, the bloody French!?!?! I called Justin with an impossible question... Justin asked Viera, "What's up?" The crowd and Viera laughed. Well played, Justin.

And then the game may or may not have ended, if you see what I'm saying. The phrase I'm using is, "It was a good day, but not a great day." Thanks to all for your thought, prayers, availability, etc. I talk to all of you soon.

P.S. Seriously, no can know the outcome of my show.

The Final Countdown!

That means the day is here. It's time to put Andrew in the Hot Seat, and win a Million dollars. I just had a conference call with someone from the show and all the lifelines. The rules are as follows:

- He will be on today anytime between 11-6:30 p.m. Central time. So I have to be at my phone during these times.
- We will get a call when Andrew gets into the Hot Seat, just to let us know.
- Once he uses the lifeline, we are supposed to let the phone ring three times, and answer saying "Hello" (seemed pretty obvious, but I guess it needed to be said)
- Meredith will come on and do her thing, then the 30 second clock starts as soon as Andrew starts talking. She told us to not have any chit-chat, as this limits your time to answer.
- Once we're done with the question or the 30 seconds runs out, the call will be disconnected from him, but someone else will come on the line (don't know why, maybe I'll get to listen to the rest of the show, hopefully)

I'm keeping an up-to-date run down of today's events. Check back for more updates as the day goes on. Aaron, if you have anything to add, please do.

UPDATE: 45 minutes into it, and I am really nervous. No calls from them yet to let me know he's in the seat. I can imagine how much Andrew is sweating. He has a bit of a problem. I have Google, Wikipedia and Yahoo answers pulled up. Anything else I should use?

UPDATE from Aaron @ University of Missouri Hospital 6th floor West. It's 12:02 central time (1:02 for andrew)

Still nothing since the above mentioned phone call. The call came from the Two-One-Two area code. I did kind of panic a little bit when the call came. The best part of the conference call was when it was dead silence waiting for all parties to be patched in and I was sending an email to Justin asking him if they were calling him, when I hear a very quiet voice whispering on the phone "hey aaron...it's justin...what's up" There were two females that are also on the phone a friend list. Linda (is that his Mom? I can't remember.) and some other girl. Does anyone know of the identity of these two ladies and what is their base of knowledge.

I have talked to the unit clerks and given them explicit directions that they are to page me as soon as Meredith is on the phone. I am crossing my fingers that all goes smoothly if I am called upon. Right now I am heading downstairs to the residents lounge for a quick sandwich and hurrying back up to be ready for the million dollar question.

UPDATE: Justin @ 1:24 pm CST
I just broke away from my desk to use the bathroom, I had to go so bad. I didn't miss any calls though, so we're still good. 5 hours to go. I wish I could have a pizza delivered to my desk.

UPDATE: Justin @ 2:50 pm CST
I just got the call, Andrew just started the game. The next call will be from Meredith. This is INTENSE!

UPDATE: Justin @ 3:15 pm CST
I just got the call from "Vierra" as she called herself. The question was: A Canape, a finger food, is a french word that also means what? (something like that)
So I google it, it takes me to Wikipedia, but its the article about the finger food. I'm scanning the finger food article, because I'm thinking its gonna mention it. Then it's 10 seconds, 5 seconds. I say that I see see something about a Canopy, but no furniture. Then the line goes dead. As soon as the line goes dead, I click this, and it shows you that it's a sofa. DANG IT! So that was it. I didn't help him at all. I hope he didn't lose because of me, but that was the fastest 30 seconds of my life. I feel pretty awful about the whole thing. I really let him down. I hope he used the 50/50 or ask the audience, STUPID GOOGLE!


UPDATE: Aaron @ 5:25 pm So this is what a canape looks like.



I sure hope that Andrew will never waste any of his money buying something that looks like!!! Still awaiting word, email, or text message as to how it all turned out, what some of his other questions were, what did he wear, did he get out any Memphis, TTU, or EDNA references.

Update...

Things I've done so far:

Liberty Bell
Independence Hall
Eaten a Philly Cheese Steak
Ran the Rocky steps (for B)
Empire State Building
Rockefeller Plaza
Times Square
Carriage ride through Central Park

Things I'm doing today:

Museum of Natural History
Play on Broadway ("Wicked")

Things I'm doing tomorrow:

Winning a million dollars


I'll keep you posted.

We've all thought it...

Tomorrow Andrew leaves the safe, protected Memphis area and heads to the dangerous, liberal infested, Gommorah-esque city of New York with the goal of winning one million dollars. With this in mind let's all give him some advice for the competition and for his travels.......

1. If some guy stops you on the street and asks to borrow your cell phone, don't give it to him, he doesn't have "borrow" in mind.

2. If you attend a Broadway play it is not socially acceptable to throw hundreds of tiny sheets of toilet paper in the air after the first musical number, I don't care what they do at Tech during big basketball games.

3. Keep in mind Laura is from the north. She may revert back to her 0ld northern habits. If she starts using the F word as a verb, noun, adjective, and adverb just go with it. Also, if she starts railing about socialized health care and how Hillary would be such a strong leader immediately show her a picture of Bill Clinton and ask her if that's who she wants as the next Vice President. She doesn't know what she's doing. Let her go watch a field hockey game and that should sooth her.

4. Just because there will be hot dog vendors on every corner, that doesn't mean you have to stop everytime. Remember there will be one at the next corner if you are really hungry.

5. Whatever you do, don't saying anything about Derek Jeter's questionable sexuality. He is like a god there. You may not make it out alive. If you have to make a comment let it be something like, "A-Rod, more like A-Not in the Post Season, who's with me?" and put your hand in the air, or "Steinbrenner is a real d*ck."

Hope this helps your time in the city.

Happy Birthday, Kevin...

Kevin's birthday was yesterday. I didn't want to post this and step on Landon's well-crafted post.

Kevin, 28 is a good year. Live it up.

TTU Homecoming 2007

Today was Homecoming at TTU. I searched my drawers for an old Tech shirt, but in one of the most difficult times in our marriage, Kandice in haste, gave a multitude of my t-shirts to Goodwill. That was two years ago and I'm still recovering today. So I decided to wear our AOK Off the Heezy for Sheezy 2002 shirt, no big deal, right. Well, I didn't know that Tech was playing Austin Peay, I felt like big ass standing in the parade with a red t-shirt on, at least Malcolm had purple Mule Day shirt on. Here is a link to the parade pictures and an update on the current state of Edna. I give it two years before it is bought by a surgical group and our memories are buried in anesthesia.

TTU Homecoming 2007

Bear is a liar...

In light of Adam's mention of Man vs. Wild.

Fall TV Lineup

How was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?
-Dr. Gregory House

I'd be interested to hear what TV shows you guys are planning to get hooked on this year. Carmen and I have been watching some of the old favorites, but there are some pretty good new ones that look promising.
So far the primetime fall-linueup shows that we both watch (because I don't watch OC reruns) are as follows:
Old favorites:

• Rules Of Engagement


• House


• My Name is Earl


• The Office

New favorites:

• Chuck


• Big Bang Theory


• Life


• Journeyman


• Bionic Woman not too sure on this one

Carmen gave me one of my birthday presents early too. She got Halo 3 for me and I love it. I hope to be playing it at Men's Weekend '08 if there are any challengers. Peace out my nerds.

Inrared Radiation?

I know...a critical moment in the video is ruined by a typo, but anyways, here is our house so far. It is moving along quicker than we would like since we haven't sold our house yet. We are expecting a contract today though from someone that looked at it yesterday. It sounds promising.
Video

The Fall of Man

I brought this up a while back, but now I'm putting it into blog form so it is official.

Is anyone interested in getting together in the Fall? I'm thinking this would be more of a thing were everyone met in Hendersonville and spent the weekend, with wifes, children, and maybe girlfriends (if they aren't in Europe) and making it really casual. Just a time to catch up.

Possible dates: I'll go ahead and suggest November 10th or 17th. I know that is close to Thanksgiving and might not work if people have to travel then too. Maybe some time in late October?

I think the biggest issues to think about is Aaron's schedule since everyone else would have most weekends off. So Aaron, let us know if this is even possible at this point in your medical life. Also, Nunley's football schedule. I don't know what your games, practices, or tournament are like then.

Also, kids will be an issue. There's a good chance Kandice could be giving birth around that time. Not that I know her current pregnancy status, but with Landon's virility it is a safe bet she will be in one of the three trimesters.

Another thing, we would need a home open to have everyone over to meet and possible crash at. The Staceys were nice enough to do that and may be able to buy a summer house in H'ville if Andrew uses his life lines the right way and the million dollar question is "What was the name of the trick play in The Little Giants?"
But if that doesn't happen, that really leaves Adam's or Kevin's house as the spot to meet. You guys need to think about what you are comfortable doing.

Those are a few thoughts to comment about. If someone could send some smoke signals to Seth and communicate this to him that would be good. Also, the next time someones sees B, punch him in the arm and let him know too.

This might not happen, I just thought it was a good idea.

Dog Schmog

Who wants a dog when you can have "A True Bad Ass". This is SFW by the way.
PWNED!

Time to face the music

Brandon doesn't love us. And after all we've been through? The boils, deep tissue bruises....what does it all mean?

Birthday?

Carmen just asked if I wished Brandon a happy birthday...Brandon...where are you? Happy Birthday?

Coach Jack Del Nunlio

As I was thinking about what Nunley should wear for the big game I ran a little simulation to see what Nunley would look like if he were an NFL coach. My simulation sent Nunley in a time warp as well, kind of like "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure." Here is what I came up with...



Adam "Nolan" Nunley, coach of SF 49ers





Jack Del Nunley, coach of the Jaguars

And my favorite, Adam "Lombardi" Nunley - the greatest coach of all time.

Great Coaches......Great Suits?

Two of the Great Coaches of all Time! Both in suits. In 3 weeks we play the Ellis Cougars, our biggest rival. Now be honest, would it be to much to wear a suit? Now I know you all think it would be cool but honestly would I be the laughing stalk of all coaches? I need an opinion. It has come back in the NFL. This also may be my last year as a coach, so what do you think?

UNtil THen,

Can I phone a friend?

Who has two thumbs and wants to be a millionaire? No, Ross, it's not Bob Kelso.

Give up? It's me! Last summer Justin and I went to Opry Mills to try out for the show. I made the 1st cut and then was interviewed by a producer. Later I received a letter stating that I was in the contestant pool. Well, when I moved I thought, "Oh well, they don't have my new phone number, address, etc, etc..."

Friday I received a phone call on my cell phone (the number I had given them), and when I called back they said, "Congratulations! You are ON THE SHOW!" I will be in NYC October 17 (a month from today) to do this thing. Men, I am 15 questions away from becoming a MILLIONAIRE. Well, maybe not a millionaire after Uncle Sam gets his cut.

Aaron, I will probably be using you as a phone a friend for any medical/science questions, so I'll be in contact with you.

Justin, any questions about Dell or Golf or sticking glasses up noses...I'm coming your way.

Ross, miniature shnauzer questions.....be ready.

Landon, questions about pregnancy, getting a woman pregnant, or compound interest questions are yours.

Adam, if they ask how to run a split-veer or a wing-t or a 50 defense, I'll need your expertise.

I heard a crazy story about the meaning behind this song

This is a great site, I wish I could embed it, but here's the link
Its almost like having Brandon on the site.

Enjoy!

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Funny Break

Homecoming

Men,

Dr. Glenn Weekley (Bro. Glenn), pastor of FBC Hendersonville, died this morning at 8:30. I praise God for his decades of faithful service to God.

Please be in prayer for his family and the church as they move forward.

Sola Deo Gloria.

POW

You'll love what he says at the end.

Old School....

I removed my last post. It was too long and crapped up the blog. Hope you got to read it. It was funny.

On another note, I was playing around on archive.org's "way back machine", and found the old New Analog. Some pretty funny comments on there. And most importantly, Justin, pictures of Tiny E!!! Check it out.

www.archive.org
www.newanalog.com

...and puppy makes three

I finally bit the bullet and got Laura a puppy this past Friday night. Following in the breed of Ross and Adam, she's a Minature Schnauzer. She is awesome. She can do cool tricks like sleeping 20 hours a day.

Justin, she makes the same grunting noises that Tiny E did when you picked him up.

Ross, we need to introduce Maggie to Lola soon.

Landscaping

I was out working on the landscaping sweating like a swamp badger in a nylon duffle bag when I came across what I thought may just be poison ivy. Rather than take my chances, I decided to google it up and what do I run across? Oh, just a picture of the nastiest poison ivy rash in history. You may puke when you see this dude's arms.

click me

I can't believe that Kevin didn't think of this first...

SMYRNA, Tenn. - A man who authorities say used his computer to make fake $100 bills to buy lap dances at a strip club has pleaded guilty to counterfeiting charges, federal prosecutors said.
Strippers at Deja Vu in Nashville were suspicious of the bills and called police after Damon Armagost spent $600 of the fake money April 16, authorities said.
When officers arrived, Armagost first told them he got the money when he sold gold coins for $1,400 to an unidentified person.
U.S. Secret Service agents later determined that counterfeit bills with the same serial number had been passed in other parts of the country. When they went to Armagost's Smyrna home, about 20 miles southeast of Nashville, a family member told agents that an image of a $100 bill had been on a computer there.
Armagost then acknowledged that he had downloaded the image from the Internet and printed 14 of the bills, prosecutors said. He pleaded guilty Friday to manufacturing and passing counterfeit currency and has a sentencing date of Nov. 5.

Fantasy Football

Men,

I have reset the league and purged the auto-draft results.

If you are interested in doing this, say so here.

If we want to do a live draft, let's talk about when a good time might be.

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!

I work with a couple of guys on the Nashville Aussie Rules Football team. Here is an article about their latest game that's hilarious.

Fantasy Football!

HEY!!!! How bout somebody starting fantasy football, so I can kick all of you guys rear ends!!! I would start it but, I work from 8:00 till 7:00 p.m. So maybe one of you guys that have time on the computer all day would like to do this. I vote on Justin as Commissioner and I vote for a live draft.

UNtil Then

Working on that Title

Men,
I know I have been absent from this blog for a little while, but it is football season. Above is a pic of my daily afternoon. I know we don't get serious to often on this super tight blog. I just wanted to ask for your prayers. I am having a real hard time with work and I am some what depressed b/c of it. This year I got another prep (World History). I was told about it the day before school started. I am doing my best but with my planning period taken by football and 2 other preps, well it just sucks. I feel as though God is trying to teach me something, but right now I can't see it and it is very frustrating. So I ask just for your prayers for guidance and direction.

On a better note, my wife got a job as a social worker in the school system! Also if any of you want to start a business I am in. Football is good though and we have a very descent team this year. Thank You for your prayers.

UNtil Then,
Nunley

What is your Autism Quotient?

Apparently I have Asperger's Syndrome. I had a 34.

Coach Marco....

My principal said I would get fired if I hung this poster in my room.

But I don't know, to me, tadpoles are pretty fast.

I'm predicting a City Championship

Men,

Coach Nunley and the Hawkins Commandos started the season off pretty good it seems against cross-town rival Ellis in a scrimmage. The story is in the link below.

http://my.tennessean.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070815/MICRO060302/308150046/1317

My favorite part is the typo where Coach Nunley claims that his team played pretty "descent".

I'm calling it now. If Hawkins makes it to the 'ship, we're painting our chests for the game.



P.S. Loving the action on the Blog today.

The Venus Fly

A little background first. I am currently working nights acting like an OB/Gyn Intern. I deliver babies, manage labor, work OB Triage (which is like the ER for pregnant women), and do whatever else I am told. In OB triage we get a lot of women that come in to check if they are in labor or to see if their water broke. Well the other night I had this lady come in for a labor check and she gave me the greatest line I have heard so far from a patient.

Me - "Are you having any pain?"

Patient - "Yeah, my coochie feels like...

...the venus fly."

Now I really don't know what she meant by that but I found it absolutely hilarious, especially at 3 in the morning. I had to kind of bite my lip as I wrote it down word for word so I wouldn't forget it. So if any of you have heard this phrase from someone please let me know what it means.

Landon, your brother is BAD!

Jonathan Riches, currently serving time for wire fraud, is suing Mr Vick for $63 BILLION!!! This, and more hilarious moments can be found here

UPDATE!!
We have another filing from Jonathan Riches, and this time he's not holding back.
President Bush, Jimmy Hoffa, Google, Pope Benedict XVI and (my favorite) Tony Danza....you guys better watch out!

Manstool

I think this will make a lovely addition to our home. Not to sure about the ridge though, looks a little high.

Story here

moving sale

Guys, I need someone to buy my house. Carmen and I went and put some money down for them to start building for us down the street in Andrew's old neighborhood. Andrew, sorry we were late on making a decision to move, else we would've just bought your place. We're getting the same house, but with a sunroom which I will dedicate to you and your wife. It will be called "The Stacy Solarium" and I will have inner-city artists paint your likenesses on the ceiling in there. Andrew, did you pay Vicki commision?

Sweaty in Sumner County

Dear Dr. Gray,
Have you seen 50mg Toprol XL and 100mg Zoloft cause this type of profuse sweating in a patient before? If you'll remember back to our Cookeville days, you'll recall that it was nearly impossible for me to sweat even in the most intense heat. The only two things that could make me sweat before starting this medicine a few years ago were Nashville Riverstages and being in the jungle room (basement) at Edna's during an FCA Cha Cha Slide session.

Thanks,
Sweaty

The Greatest Speaker of our Time

So eloquent.

Sumner County Fair

This guy pretty much sums it up as far as the white folks at the fair go. I tried to get a picture of some lady who was only about 30 but had no teeth, but she was shifty. The rest of the people were either thugs with really low hanging jeans with big pockets chewing on drinking straws and hollering "a bay bay", or hispanic toddlers running amuck...A-MUCK I tell you! I can only describe the smell at the fair with these words: wet straw, horse crap, axe body spray, and B.O. Carmen and Naomi ate the funnel cake. I hope that goes OK for them.

You're Missing

Andrew,
Since you have left us, I have been listening to "You're Missing" by Springsteen a lot. Ok, just once. I still remember the magical night he was on SNL and we watched him perform thru the megaphone. Those were the days. Ross was alive back then.

Children are asking if it's alright
Will you be in our arms tonight?

Morning is morning, the evening falls I have
Too much room in my bed, too many phone calls
How's everything, everything?
Everything, everything
You're missing, you're missing

We're expecting some contact from West of Nashville. God Speed.

dust off the camera

i finally got my camera back out when we went to paducah this weekend. i put some pics on picasaweb. i was trying to make some of them look older-ish.

Can you hang?

It's Friday, and you need a game if you're at work. Bring on the scores, I am laying down the challenge.