I know this isn't our real histoy. But I'd like to think it could be......
http://www.wittenburgdoor.com/archives/lastword-155.html
A few excerpts:
"In Edna's house were many mansions. At least, the people who lived there thought so."
"Edna's House was a foyer to eternity, the final stop before the pearly gates, their last – and for some, their first – real home."
"Edna had worked the other end of this vale of tears too, delivering more than 300 babies in her career"