Landscaping

I was out working on the landscaping sweating like a swamp badger in a nylon duffle bag when I came across what I thought may just be poison ivy. Rather than take my chances, I decided to google it up and what do I run across? Oh, just a picture of the nastiest poison ivy rash in history. You may puke when you see this dude's arms.

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I can't believe that Kevin didn't think of this first...

SMYRNA, Tenn. - A man who authorities say used his computer to make fake $100 bills to buy lap dances at a strip club has pleaded guilty to counterfeiting charges, federal prosecutors said.
Strippers at Deja Vu in Nashville were suspicious of the bills and called police after Damon Armagost spent $600 of the fake money April 16, authorities said.
When officers arrived, Armagost first told them he got the money when he sold gold coins for $1,400 to an unidentified person.
U.S. Secret Service agents later determined that counterfeit bills with the same serial number had been passed in other parts of the country. When they went to Armagost's Smyrna home, about 20 miles southeast of Nashville, a family member told agents that an image of a $100 bill had been on a computer there.
Armagost then acknowledged that he had downloaded the image from the Internet and printed 14 of the bills, prosecutors said. He pleaded guilty Friday to manufacturing and passing counterfeit currency and has a sentencing date of Nov. 5.

Fantasy Football

Men,

I have reset the league and purged the auto-draft results.

If you are interested in doing this, say so here.

If we want to do a live draft, let's talk about when a good time might be.

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!

I work with a couple of guys on the Nashville Aussie Rules Football team. Here is an article about their latest game that's hilarious.

Fantasy Football!

HEY!!!! How bout somebody starting fantasy football, so I can kick all of you guys rear ends!!! I would start it but, I work from 8:00 till 7:00 p.m. So maybe one of you guys that have time on the computer all day would like to do this. I vote on Justin as Commissioner and I vote for a live draft.

UNtil Then

Working on that Title

Men,
I know I have been absent from this blog for a little while, but it is football season. Above is a pic of my daily afternoon. I know we don't get serious to often on this super tight blog. I just wanted to ask for your prayers. I am having a real hard time with work and I am some what depressed b/c of it. This year I got another prep (World History). I was told about it the day before school started. I am doing my best but with my planning period taken by football and 2 other preps, well it just sucks. I feel as though God is trying to teach me something, but right now I can't see it and it is very frustrating. So I ask just for your prayers for guidance and direction.

On a better note, my wife got a job as a social worker in the school system! Also if any of you want to start a business I am in. Football is good though and we have a very descent team this year. Thank You for your prayers.

UNtil Then,
Nunley

What is your Autism Quotient?

Apparently I have Asperger's Syndrome. I had a 34.

Coach Marco....

My principal said I would get fired if I hung this poster in my room.

But I don't know, to me, tadpoles are pretty fast.

I'm predicting a City Championship

Men,

Coach Nunley and the Hawkins Commandos started the season off pretty good it seems against cross-town rival Ellis in a scrimmage. The story is in the link below.

http://my.tennessean.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070815/MICRO060302/308150046/1317

My favorite part is the typo where Coach Nunley claims that his team played pretty "descent".

I'm calling it now. If Hawkins makes it to the 'ship, we're painting our chests for the game.



P.S. Loving the action on the Blog today.

The Venus Fly

A little background first. I am currently working nights acting like an OB/Gyn Intern. I deliver babies, manage labor, work OB Triage (which is like the ER for pregnant women), and do whatever else I am told. In OB triage we get a lot of women that come in to check if they are in labor or to see if their water broke. Well the other night I had this lady come in for a labor check and she gave me the greatest line I have heard so far from a patient.

Me - "Are you having any pain?"

Patient - "Yeah, my coochie feels like...

...the venus fly."

Now I really don't know what she meant by that but I found it absolutely hilarious, especially at 3 in the morning. I had to kind of bite my lip as I wrote it down word for word so I wouldn't forget it. So if any of you have heard this phrase from someone please let me know what it means.

Landon, your brother is BAD!

Jonathan Riches, currently serving time for wire fraud, is suing Mr Vick for $63 BILLION!!! This, and more hilarious moments can be found here

UPDATE!!
We have another filing from Jonathan Riches, and this time he's not holding back.
President Bush, Jimmy Hoffa, Google, Pope Benedict XVI and (my favorite) Tony Danza....you guys better watch out!

Manstool

I think this will make a lovely addition to our home. Not to sure about the ridge though, looks a little high.

Story here

moving sale

Guys, I need someone to buy my house. Carmen and I went and put some money down for them to start building for us down the street in Andrew's old neighborhood. Andrew, sorry we were late on making a decision to move, else we would've just bought your place. We're getting the same house, but with a sunroom which I will dedicate to you and your wife. It will be called "The Stacy Solarium" and I will have inner-city artists paint your likenesses on the ceiling in there. Andrew, did you pay Vicki commision?

Sweaty in Sumner County

Dear Dr. Gray,
Have you seen 50mg Toprol XL and 100mg Zoloft cause this type of profuse sweating in a patient before? If you'll remember back to our Cookeville days, you'll recall that it was nearly impossible for me to sweat even in the most intense heat. The only two things that could make me sweat before starting this medicine a few years ago were Nashville Riverstages and being in the jungle room (basement) at Edna's during an FCA Cha Cha Slide session.

Thanks,
Sweaty

The Greatest Speaker of our Time

So eloquent.

Sumner County Fair

This guy pretty much sums it up as far as the white folks at the fair go. I tried to get a picture of some lady who was only about 30 but had no teeth, but she was shifty. The rest of the people were either thugs with really low hanging jeans with big pockets chewing on drinking straws and hollering "a bay bay", or hispanic toddlers running amuck...A-MUCK I tell you! I can only describe the smell at the fair with these words: wet straw, horse crap, axe body spray, and B.O. Carmen and Naomi ate the funnel cake. I hope that goes OK for them.