Are we rich yet? If we are we need to meet in Cookeville on Saturday. According to the site below Cummins Mill Falls is going to be auctioned off this weekend. Who am I kidding? The Fijis will buy it. There are 1000s of them and they go there every weekend.
http://www.national-auction.com/auction_detail.php?id=129764
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We have $43.78 in our Google Adsense account. The blog is not exactly our cash cow.
I just got an email from someone at the Land Trust for TN who found our site while searching "cummins falls auction". The word is getting out and that account value is going up.
Let's make this happen,
Landon: Get us some insider trading info. I wil spend a few years in a federal pen to get this.
Andrew: Forget finding a job, diverting all other interested parties to an alternate location to ensure us winning the auction is your top priority.
Nunley: I am sure the above will need a delivery truck involved somehow. let andrew instruct you.
Kevin: Hack into the website Brandon linked us to and change the infor phone number to mine, I will tell them about the 60 acre toxic waste dump on the property.
Justin: get ripped, we might need some muscle to make this happen.
Aaron: Get us some airborne diarrhea inducing chemical from the pharmacy so we can decapitate anyone that makes it past the above barriers.
Brandon: Drive up in your truck with the mustache you brought to man's weekend and all the cash Landon gets us in 20's. Make sure it is stacked neatly in a leather suitcase. You will be the point man at the auction.
Ross: You show up as well to bid against Brandon so the auctioneers do not get suspicious.
If we come upon the need to repel into the falls at some point in the operation I got that as well.
We can do this.
still $43.78.
Great Plan Seth!
Since we are doing illegal stuff anyway lets start a Ponzi scheme.
First, we send out an email to all Tech alum saying they can make a $100 dollar investment to have a chance at earning money from future Cummins Falls admissions. Then, we collect the money and purchase the property for us, of course.
When they come to us later looking for money we tell them their first $100 only covers admission for their past personal visits to the falls.
Ross, I'm not even sure if you can grow one, but you need to make sure and go to the auction sans-mustache. Two mustachioed guys in a bidding war looks suspicious.
I'm also calling J.J. Abrams to see if we can borrow the smoke monster equipment in case other bidders arrive early to check the place out.
And two words: passive income
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Kev,
I couldn't grow a mustache if the world depended on it. No worries there.
I wonder what kind of mess we'd have to be in where our only remaining option would be to have you grow a mustache. It's just good to know you'd be there to save us. Thank you Ross.
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