I want to let all know that the Nunley's are having a baby! We are so excited and would covet your prayers. Here are the top 5 things I think our baby will do for sure (in no order):
1. Be the Sensei of all Babies
2. Be awesome at video games
3. Be born knowing I had 13 tackles!
4. They will hate camping (remembering the Misery of their father's camping trip)
Assuming your child is a boy, and I can only assume it is by how greasy you are, his nipples will be so round and so big and so flat that he will have what must be described as a uni-nipple.
Let's go with baby names in the next few comments: 1. Bone Saw 2. Annabelle Lee 3. Tiny E
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I think of any of us, yours is the one that could be born with a 'stache. Boy or girl.
Or maybe your son will finally give Nunley men some chest hair.
Regardless, we are excited for you. Congrats Nunley's!
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Atta boy, Kelly!
Assuming your child is a boy, and I can only assume it is by how greasy you are, his nipples will be so round and so big and so flat that he will have what must be described as a uni-nipple.
Let's go with baby names in the next few comments:
1. Bone Saw
2. Annabelle Lee
3. Tiny E
Dibs on buying the kid a "Who farted?" onesie.
Possible names:
1. Annabelle Lee (it warrants repeating)
2. Balls Murphy
3. Juan (pronounced "Kwan")
I'm confident the baby will immediately be able to throw the softest pass in all of football.
Also have an amazing multi-colored sock/wristband/headband collection.
Congratulations Nunleys. That's amazing.
More names:
1. Spike
2. boy: Roddy ; girl: Piper (nickname: rowdy)
3. Patty Mayonnaise
4. Bo Jackson
My bad. I just remembered Bo was an Auburn star. Change 4 to Bear. Here are some Bear Bryant quotes he shall live by:
"Mama wanted me to be a preacher. I told her coachin' and preachin' were a lot alike."
"I'm no innovator. If anything I'm a stealer, or borrower. I've stolen or borrowed from more people than you can shake a stick at."
How soon before Baby Nunley switches from milk to Cadbury creme?
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