Landon and I were playing Rabbit at Graymere. I was playing terrible, so Landon starts throwing holes and losing on purpose only to win the next hole. We get to #9 with me in the lead, and Landon 3-putts from about 30 feet to lose $16. I, being the gentleman, let him settle for $13 (all he had in his wallet)
I will never forget seeing Landon dance when he was an SOL! We went to a dance off, b/c there was free food. Landon was part of the dance off. While showing off his great dance skills, a young black woman took notice. She started dancing with him. I think she took her feelings a little to far, when she threw her leg on his shoulder and began to thrust her hips. We all went crazy and so did the crowd! Landon I love you.
Just happened to check this b-log and look at that. It's Red's birthday. Happy Birthday Red! We'll be getting those forms to you soon (we're just lazy)
I also have a present for all of you! The dates of Man's Weekend will be.......Feb. 19-21 The cabin is remodeled and I have been given instructions to make sure it is cleaner. I am also sending you guys a chance to get 2,000 points early in the 2010 Olympics. So check your email.
I remember when Landon got all emotional about St. Judes Hospital and had us all planning the Up Til Dawn fundraiser. It was all worth it though to see him rappin Ice, Ice Baby on stage.
I don't have an email yet. And is your family saying that we need to clean up better after ourselves? It could be those garlic toast sponges they have to wash the dishes. I don't think they work too well. Will the Jeep be coming back to the 'Boro with you this year?
I was coming home from a workout with the football team and looking forward to relaxing on my bed instead of studying (my usual afternoon at TTU). As I walked into the dungeon of Ellington I thought to myself "Man, this place is smelling exceptionally shitty this evening". I became more confused as the smell continued to gain magnitude while I approached my door. I momentarily forgot about the smell as I wondered why there was a cardboard box in front of my door, upon further inspection I found Landon's feces in the box. The odor was furious, I wondered if he dropped a bomb in the box from 5 feet above it or if he just crapped in the box like any other guy would. One of the greatest gifts I ever received. Happy Birthday, Landon, I wish I lived in cookeville so I could have returned the favor yesterday.
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Landon and I were playing Rabbit at Graymere. I was playing terrible, so Landon starts throwing holes and losing on purpose only to win the next hole. We get to #9 with me in the lead, and Landon 3-putts from about 30 feet to lose $16. I, being the gentleman, let him settle for $13 (all he had in his wallet)
I will never forget seeing Landon dance when he was an SOL! We went to a dance off, b/c there was free food. Landon was part of the dance off. While showing off his great dance skills, a young black woman took notice. She started dancing with him. I think she took her feelings a little to far, when she threw her leg on his shoulder and began to thrust her hips. We all went crazy and so did the crowd! Landon I love you.
Just happened to check this b-log and look at that. It's Red's birthday. Happy Birthday Red! We'll be getting those forms to you soon (we're just lazy)
sounds like Santa gave Kevin some Life insurance for Christmas.
I also have a present for all of you! The dates of Man's Weekend will be.......Feb. 19-21 The cabin is remodeled and I have been given instructions to make sure it is cleaner. I am also sending you guys a chance to get 2,000 points early in the 2010 Olympics. So check your email.
I will always remember when Red lit his fart at RUF retreat. Now that was classic.
Nunley - a man can give no better birthday gift than Man's Weekend. Nice work.
I remember when Landon got all emotional about St. Judes Hospital and had us all planning the Up Til Dawn fundraiser. It was all worth it though to see him rappin Ice, Ice Baby on stage.
Happy Birthday Landon.
I don't see how 80% off of viagra is going to help me get 2,000 points
I don't have an email yet. And is your family saying that we need to clean up better after ourselves? It could be those garlic toast sponges they have to wash the dishes. I don't think they work too well. Will the Jeep be coming back to the 'Boro with you this year?
Yeah. Clean up more. I got busy last night. I will send it tonight after church. It is a 30 day challenge. I wish the Jeep would be coming home.
I was coming home from a workout with the football team and looking forward to relaxing on my bed instead of studying (my usual afternoon at TTU). As I walked into the dungeon of Ellington I thought to myself "Man, this place is smelling exceptionally shitty this evening". I became more confused as the smell continued to gain magnitude while I approached my door. I momentarily forgot about the smell as I wondered why there was a cardboard box in front of my door, upon further inspection I found Landon's feces in the box. The odor was furious, I wondered if he dropped a bomb in the box from 5 feet above it or if he just crapped in the box like any other guy would. One of the greatest gifts I ever received. Happy Birthday, Landon, I wish I lived in cookeville so I could have returned the favor yesterday.
Thanks, guys, sorry I haven't been posting, I was writing my eulogy.
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