"Macho Man" Randy Savage was in Garner, N.C. today, snapping into Slim Jims with reckless abandon, when he snapped into one a little too hard.
When Mr. Savage was reached for comment, he had this to say: "Bonesaw is READY!" and made a manuver in which his left forearm was seemingly sawing through his right forearm.
In a related story, Leroy Smith wants you to get your basketball on. Leroy is father to TTU basketball legend Larry Smith.
3 comments:
If Macho Man stays on this rampage someone is going to have to call in the big guns - Buck Norris and The Ultimate Warrior.
I remember being able to beat Michael Jordan in Jordan vs Bird but Leroy Smith just tore me up.
I have beat Leroy once in 3 games. the key is 3 pointers. Those guys are like Rex Chapman in NBA Jam.
BUTTERSCOTCH!
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