OK so who's the lucky one that gets to be shot by Kev with his new gun? It can't be Kev, because he'll be the one shooting.It can't be Aaron, because he has to find a cure for cancer.It can't be B, because someone with that much chest hair can't die from a gun shot woundIt can't be JD, because he is way to close to "knowing a woman's touch".It can't be Landon, because he to sire at least 8 more kids.It can't be Adam, because he just bought a house and those mortgage payments aren't going anywhere.It can't be Seth, because he can't leave Jen alone to cut the fire wood and churn the butter.It can't be Andrew, because he hasn't written the next great American novel yet.So that just leaves....Oh crap.
if you can bring me a canteloupe to shoot at, you're safe!
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OK so who's the lucky one that gets to be shot by Kev with his new gun?
It can't be Kev, because he'll be the one shooting.
It can't be Aaron, because he has to find a cure for cancer.
It can't be B, because someone with that much chest hair can't die from a gun shot wound
It can't be JD, because he is way to close to "knowing a woman's touch".
It can't be Landon, because he to sire at least 8 more kids.
It can't be Adam, because he just bought a house and those mortgage payments aren't going anywhere.
It can't be Seth, because he can't leave Jen alone to cut the fire wood and churn the butter.
It can't be Andrew, because he hasn't written the next great American novel yet.
So that just leaves....Oh crap.
if you can bring me a canteloupe to shoot at, you're safe!
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