Poor Guy...

Losing to Phelps

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The Real Dream Tream

So many memories and great wins...

I feel like a fat girl waving her trophy from the smell contest

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blast from the past

Dyer's Burgers

Andrew, Some other Memphians told me to go to Dyer's Burgers when I go to Memphis. Have you heard that that is a good place, or am I being lied to? It doesn't look healthy, but it looks good. I found a video here:

http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid340430154?bclid=340458007&bctid=340419410

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So I have been playing flag football in the Nashville Sports League. Last week we were out throwing the ball around before the game when the other team walks onto the field about 15 minutes to game time. "Who takes flag football so serious?" I asked myself when the team with their matching jerseys started to pull out their own personal flags. My laughter soon turned to fear when I noticed the words "MEAN MACHINE" were written on the flags. Sure enough I looked up and it was the same guys who beat teh S#*@ out of us 5 years ago.

After a few minutes of sucking my thumb on the bleachers I looked at my crooked finger and thought, "these guys are ancient, this is my chance for revenge." Well, the game started with the quarterback throwing out numbers just like old times and in three plays they had taken the ball down the field for a touchdown. Our only decent play was when I was rushing and the quarterback rolled behind the running back whose hands were behind his back (I was all over that since they took it from the Headhunter playbook).

Well, vengeance didn't happen this time but I figure when I am 43 (the age of their quarterback) those guys will be pushing 60 and they don't have a chance.

Ignore...

the invite to join fantasy football. It was an accident. Carry on below.

C-c-c-combo Breaker!

If you were to ask me the first celebrity that pops into my head when I look at you guys, I would have to say that this is it.

Ross - Jay Farrar (guy from Sunvolt)


B - Michael Knight (not David Hasselhoff...Michael Knight-Ridin Knight)


Justin - Patrick Warburton


Dr. Gray - Jack Shepherd


Landon (old with braids) - Willie Nelson


Adam - Steven Wright (my favorite comedian)


Andrew - John Rhys-Davies (not always, but definitely this picture)


Seth - Matisyahu
This was a tough one. Justin helped me out with it. Seth, there just isn't anyone else like you I don't think, so we had to make up something. Think about it, you'll get it.


Me - Kimbo
I'm bald, scruffy, and black. I think it works.


BONUS

Mike - Daniel Plainview


Your thoughts are welcomed, your criticisms dismissed.