Do his girl problems consist of punching them in the face, or telling them their breath smells like vomit? He has done that in the past. One of them anyway.
Brandon had the girl from Knoxville down, Courtney maybe? (Nunley, help me out with that) Anyway, they were hanging out in his dorm room and Brandon and her were joking around, and he told her that her breath smelled like vomit and he asked if she was Bulimic. I remember it getting VERY quiet in his room.
I think Meg is hot. Why you gots disrespeck like dat Lippy?
Carmen, if you are reading this, and I know you are, she isn't as hot as you...or Justin's mom...or Brandon's mom for that matter. What do I care he's not going to see this.
It was courtney JD. B really likes stephanie but she got burned last time and is trying to play games. Since this time he is actually about her and she is like I may like this guy but he is just a friend.
Let me try to help. Below is Nunley's last post with punctation and possible definitions of pronouns.
It (girl from the story, should be "she") was c(C)ourtney JD. B really likes s(S)tephanie(,) but she got(was) burned last time and is (now) trying to play games. Since this time he is actually about her(,) she is like(, ")I may like this guy(,) but he is just a friend.(")
I hope this helps and conveys Nunley's true feelings on the matter.
This guy she may like, but "is just a friend" is that Brandon, or someone else?
This conversation brings Biz Markie to mind. "Oh baby you, you got what I need, but you say he's just a friend, you say he's just a friend...OH BABY YOU....."
OK. The girl B likes now is Stephanie. I think he will soon kick her to the curb, because she is playing games with his heart. The thing about Stephanie is that she is going on a trip to Europe. On that trip she is going with another boy named Charlie Logston. They are both going to visit a friend in England. B doesn't think it is a good idea and he told her that. When he told her that, she said well if it(Stephanie and Charlie hook up) happens it happens. So that pissed him off! But she has been stringing him along through this all. They flirted and kissed. I told him to give her the BIG B and be done with it.
I tried type that better. B, if you read this and you didn't want me to tell these guys, I say to you sorry. But you should get on here and post. None of these guys even know who these people are anyways.
Nunley, you and B should drive to her house, roll down the windows, and blast "Quit Playing games with my heart" by The Backstreet Boys from the car. I think that will get the point across quite nicely.
Now listen up married men. There are some urges that left unsatisfied in my life that consume my brain and distract me from things that are really important such as you guys and this blog.
I gonna leave the whole Stephanie thing alone except to say this: I saw her and Charlie going into Chilis today when I was leaving. The whole situation has become laughable. If you guys want more details start another blog, but for now I've got better things to talk about.
If anyone replaces my picture with Kevin Garnett, he better have an Athletic Supporter shirt on. Otherwise, I won't be singing a Marky Mark song. I will be raising hell like he did in "Four Brothers". I really wouldn't do that to any of you, but if we ever have to go after someone for burning down EDNAs I will be glad to walk out of the frozen tundra like he did at the end of the movie.
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maybe we should blur out his picture at the top of the blog and put a picture of kevin garnett in a loonie shirt instead... we have no choice B.
I was with him on Saturday and I have been pressuring him to blog but he just seems well consumed with girl problems in his life right now.
I ask you, what better place to hash all of that out than on this blog?
True dat
UNtil THen
Do his girl problems consist of punching them in the face, or telling them their breath smells like vomit? He has done that in the past. One of them anyway.
Nunley,
Has Stephanie made a comeback?
Great point Andrew. This is the perfect place to vent and get advice, both real and fake. the EDNAblog is a place of healing.
Justin, please expound on your comment about B's possible problems with girls. There seems to be a great story in there.
I remember as if it were a meal ago...
Brandon had the girl from Knoxville down, Courtney maybe? (Nunley, help me out with that) Anyway, they were hanging out in his dorm room and Brandon and her were joking around, and he told her that her breath smelled like vomit and he asked if she was Bulimic. I remember it getting VERY quiet in his room.
WOW! Well, win some, lose some. Two lessons were learned that day.
Brandon learned that pointing out offensive personal odors to a girl may have an adverse affect on that's girl's persepetion of him.
The girl (Courtney?) learned to always pack gum and/or Listerine mint strips.
I'm disgusted to find out that Meg White may have a sex tape. She is not attractive. Jack gave that horse a carrot so he'd break her foot.
I think Meg is hot. Why you gots disrespeck like dat Lippy?
Carmen, if you are reading this, and I know you are, she isn't as hot as you...or Justin's mom...or Brandon's mom for that matter. What do I care he's not going to see this.
It was courtney JD. B really likes stephanie but she got burned last time and is trying to play games. Since this time he is actually about her and she is like I may like this guy but he is just a friend.
UNtil THen,
Nunley, you have confused me more. You know we don't speak Spanish! In English please!
Let me try to help. Below is Nunley's last post with punctation and possible definitions of pronouns.
It (girl from the story, should be "she") was c(C)ourtney JD. B really likes s(S)tephanie(,) but she got(was) burned last time and is (now) trying to play games. Since this time he is actually about her(,) she is like(, ")I may like this guy(,) but he is just a friend.(")
I hope this helps and conveys Nunley's true feelings on the matter.
This guy she may like, but "is just a friend" is that Brandon, or someone else?
This conversation brings Biz Markie to mind. "Oh baby you, you got what I need, but you say he's just a friend, you say he's just a friend...OH BABY YOU....."
Quit trying to change Nunley and somebody just give the man a hug!
There is a huge difference between:
"Let's eat children."
and
"Let's eat, children."
Punctuation and grammar are important.
Excellent point Andrew. That's great.
OK. The girl B likes now is Stephanie. I think he will soon kick her to the curb, because she is playing games with his heart. The thing about Stephanie is that she is going on a trip to Europe. On that trip she is going with another boy named Charlie Logston. They are both going to visit a friend in England. B doesn't think it is a good idea and he told her that. When he told her that, she said well if it(Stephanie and Charlie hook up) happens it happens. So that pissed him off! But she has been stringing him along through this all. They flirted and kissed. I told him to give her the BIG B and be done with it.
I tried type that better. B, if you read this and you didn't want me to tell these guys, I say to you sorry. But you should get on here and post. None of these guys even know who these people are anyways.
UNtil THen
Nunley, you and B should drive to her house, roll down the windows, and blast "Quit Playing games with my heart" by The Backstreet Boys from the car. I think that will get the point across quite nicely.
Been there done that!
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Found it.
Now listen up married men. There are some urges that left unsatisfied in my life that consume my brain and distract me from things that are really important such as you guys and this blog.
I gonna leave the whole Stephanie thing alone except to say this: I saw her and Charlie going into Chilis today when I was leaving. The whole situation has become laughable. If you guys want more details start another blog, but for now I've got better things to talk about.
If anyone replaces my picture with Kevin Garnett, he better have an Athletic Supporter shirt on. Otherwise, I won't be singing a Marky Mark song. I will be raising hell like he did in "Four Brothers". I really wouldn't do that to any of you, but if we ever have to go after someone for burning down EDNAs I will be glad to walk out of the frozen tundra like he did at the end of the movie.
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