I can't wait for this movie either. My wife makes fun of me when I talk about it, but when that happens I do what any mature man would do, I act like I'm Spiderman and shoot imaginary spider web at her to be quiet and ignore her the rest of the night. That seems to work pretty well.
I would suggest simple reverse psychology for starters Justin. You probably don't want to go shooting webs this early in your marriage. She may think it's a game at shoot back. Only the seasoned husband can make this work and get his point across without having to worry about explaining himself.
You may try something like, "Hey lets go see Batman!" and then immediately get sad and say, "oh, you wouldn't want to go see that with me..." Make sure your eyes are really big when you say the first part and look at the ground on the second part.
I understand, its like this Deep Thought, by the Great Jack Handy:
"If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep the students from just trying to yodel right off. You see, we build to that."
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Video footage of aforementioned Batpod.
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JD,
I can't wait for this movie either.
My wife makes fun of me when I talk about it, but when that happens I do what any mature man would do, I act like I'm Spiderman and shoot imaginary spider web at her to be quiet and ignore her the rest of the night. That seems to work pretty well.
You have this marriage thing figured out. Much to learn have I.
I would suggest simple reverse psychology for starters Justin. You probably don't want to go shooting webs this early in your marriage. She may think it's a game at shoot back. Only the seasoned husband can make this work and get his point across without having to worry about explaining himself.
You may try something like, "Hey lets go see Batman!" and then immediately get sad and say, "oh, you wouldn't want to go see that with me..." Make sure your eyes are really big when you say the first part and look at the ground on the second part.
I understand, its like this Deep Thought, by the Great Jack Handy:
"If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep the students from just trying to yodel right off. You see, we build to that."
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