Lest we forget....

Justin is getting married this Saturday! Just thought I'd throw that out there. "Get thee to bed and rest, for thou hast need." (Romeo and Juliet, Act IV, scene iii, line 13-14)

And I will now leave you with an excerpt from "Intended for Pleasure". ALERT: Brandon, if you reading this...stop NOW!!

"If the husband (that's you, Justin) is attempting to stretch the vaginal opening on the wedding night, he should make sure his fingernails are filed very smooth and short and then follow these instructions: Insert the tips of three fingers, held in a wedge shape and well lubricated with artificial lubricant, into the vaginal opening. Press down toward the back, very firmly but very slowly. It should take from 15 to 30 minutes to fully stretch the hymen. Move your fingers only 1/8 inch (BRING A TAPE MEASURE) at a time, until finally you can insert all 3 fingers to the base."

Have fun, J-Lo.

Flaming Chair

Barack the Magic Negro

We love to embed video around here. I'm on a posting rally!

Command & Conquer 3 for XBox 360

The demo came out last week and it is sure to be a real widowmaker.

Sorry for the abrupt ending

Linebacker Evangelist...

Pearl is so mean!

Mule Day in the NY Times

See what the big city folks are saying about Columbia.

If you can get past the clown.......

The Pampster having a go...... Way to finish+14

It's Official....

Augusta, GA....the carpet capital of the world!

Landon added some pic's from yesterday's trip to Augusta to his Picasa page. Its really like walking on green carpet. I was close enough to slap Tiger Woods in the face. But, so sue me, I decided to punch him in the nuts instead. Nunley, I yelled "Until THen" when I did it, it really does work on confusing the crap out of people. THANKS!

WOMIII

From Weekend of Me...

New pic's

All of my pictures/video's are up on my Picasa page. The Golden Duke is sitting proudly in my room, mostly because Katie won't let me put it in our apartment yet.

Here's a little of the good stuff.....

If you aren't pumped up for the weekend then watch this...

Don't need no bimbo, cuz' my girl's got devo

Make sure you tell your unsaved friends about this video. Pass it on to 10 friends or you might burn in hell!!!!

Gun Safety

I've got some safety rules we need to go over before men's weekend for those who've never been around guns before. I know some of us have wives who are worried about 9 of the world's most elite warriors together in one place with nothing in mind but making things explode. Hopefully they can rest easy knowing that even though we are determined to destroy something, anything, we do it with a cheerful heart and caring smile.

• Don't ask if the gun is loaded...the answer is always YES!


• Keep your finger outside the trigger guard until you are ready to shoot


• Don't shoot until you understand how it works


• Before you hand the gun to someone ALWAYS make sure it isn't loaded and let them see you do it


• The bullet doesn't stop until it hits something or falls to the ground, which could be anywhere up to a mile away...so keep the gun pointed at the ground OR something you plan on destroying and ALWAYS know what is beyond your target!


• If you get a misfire, point it at the ground and let one of us know. This is an unstable state for the gun to be in. We love you...we're here to help.


• Wear the ear protection and safety glasses. The shells in the revolvers stay in the cylinder until you eject them, but the pistols eject the shells fast and very hot

Other than that you should be good. Andrew's dad has supplied us with ear protection and a few pairs of googles, so you don't need to worry about that part. Adam, you'll need to go over the shotgun rules at some point. Now for your moment of zen...

Men's Weekend Coffee

Since I was a young boy, I've searched the world over for the perfect cup of coffee. This past Valentine's day, Carmen gave me an Aeropress. Sweet niblets! This is WHOLLY CRAPS! good coffee! So, don't worry about caffeine this weekend. What do you want? Espresso? No problem. Americano? No problem. Cappucino? You are a fag. Stay tuned for instructional videos for make benefit glorious weekend of men 3.
Anyone who doesn't like it, hasn't tasted it.

Rollin on 16's....

Anyone want to carpool from Nashville? By carpool, I mean you drive and me pay for gas. Landon has a Buick, and I hear they ride like a dream.

Also, just upgraded to Vista....and I am impressed.

Trip Dow Memory Lane....Oh Yeah Meals

We need to choose meals and time of meal and groups.....I believe it has been covered but I need to be refreshed....So please let me know. Until THen....Dez Nutz and Pictures will do.