Lest we forget....

Justin is getting married this Saturday! Just thought I'd throw that out there. "Get thee to bed and rest, for thou hast need." (Romeo and Juliet, Act IV, scene iii, line 13-14)

And I will now leave you with an excerpt from "Intended for Pleasure". ALERT: Brandon, if you reading this...stop NOW!!

"If the husband (that's you, Justin) is attempting to stretch the vaginal opening on the wedding night, he should make sure his fingernails are filed very smooth and short and then follow these instructions: Insert the tips of three fingers, held in a wedge shape and well lubricated with artificial lubricant, into the vaginal opening. Press down toward the back, very firmly but very slowly. It should take from 15 to 30 minutes to fully stretch the hymen. Move your fingers only 1/8 inch (BRING A TAPE MEASURE) at a time, until finally you can insert all 3 fingers to the base."

Have fun, J-Lo.

Flaming Chair

Barack the Magic Negro

We love to embed video around here. I'm on a posting rally!

Command & Conquer 3 for XBox 360

The demo came out last week and it is sure to be a real widowmaker.

Sorry for the abrupt ending

Linebacker Evangelist...

Pearl is so mean!

Mule Day in the NY Times

See what the big city folks are saying about Columbia.

If you can get past the clown.......

The Pampster having a go...... Way to finish+14

It's Official....

Augusta, GA....the carpet capital of the world!

Landon added some pic's from yesterday's trip to Augusta to his Picasa page. Its really like walking on green carpet. I was close enough to slap Tiger Woods in the face. But, so sue me, I decided to punch him in the nuts instead. Nunley, I yelled "Until THen" when I did it, it really does work on confusing the crap out of people. THANKS!