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From Weekend of Me...

New pic's

All of my pictures/video's are up on my Picasa page. The Golden Duke is sitting proudly in my room, mostly because Katie won't let me put it in our apartment yet.

Here's a little of the good stuff.....

If you aren't pumped up for the weekend then watch this...

Don't need no bimbo, cuz' my girl's got devo

Make sure you tell your unsaved friends about this video. Pass it on to 10 friends or you might burn in hell!!!!

Gun Safety

I've got some safety rules we need to go over before men's weekend for those who've never been around guns before. I know some of us have wives who are worried about 9 of the world's most elite warriors together in one place with nothing in mind but making things explode. Hopefully they can rest easy knowing that even though we are determined to destroy something, anything, we do it with a cheerful heart and caring smile.

• Don't ask if the gun is loaded...the answer is always YES!


• Keep your finger outside the trigger guard until you are ready to shoot


• Don't shoot until you understand how it works


• Before you hand the gun to someone ALWAYS make sure it isn't loaded and let them see you do it


• The bullet doesn't stop until it hits something or falls to the ground, which could be anywhere up to a mile away...so keep the gun pointed at the ground OR something you plan on destroying and ALWAYS know what is beyond your target!


• If you get a misfire, point it at the ground and let one of us know. This is an unstable state for the gun to be in. We love you...we're here to help.


• Wear the ear protection and safety glasses. The shells in the revolvers stay in the cylinder until you eject them, but the pistols eject the shells fast and very hot

Other than that you should be good. Andrew's dad has supplied us with ear protection and a few pairs of googles, so you don't need to worry about that part. Adam, you'll need to go over the shotgun rules at some point. Now for your moment of zen...

Men's Weekend Coffee

Since I was a young boy, I've searched the world over for the perfect cup of coffee. This past Valentine's day, Carmen gave me an Aeropress. Sweet niblets! This is WHOLLY CRAPS! good coffee! So, don't worry about caffeine this weekend. What do you want? Espresso? No problem. Americano? No problem. Cappucino? You are a fag. Stay tuned for instructional videos for make benefit glorious weekend of men 3.
Anyone who doesn't like it, hasn't tasted it.

Rollin on 16's....

Anyone want to carpool from Nashville? By carpool, I mean you drive and me pay for gas. Landon has a Buick, and I hear they ride like a dream.

Also, just upgraded to Vista....and I am impressed.

Trip Dow Memory Lane....Oh Yeah Meals

We need to choose meals and time of meal and groups.....I believe it has been covered but I need to be refreshed....So please let me know. Until THen....Dez Nutz and Pictures will do.

THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR

SUCK IT!!!!! Here are the directions to the palace in the hills. Now as far as guns go: I will know this weekend if they are allowed. If yes, I will be researching the cost of bullets and clay targets for competition. I may have to charge a small fee for those items. I will email you all the directions as well. Really I am sorry this took so long. But here you go. Until Then


From Memphis:

Take I-40 towards Nashville.

After crossing the Tennessee River, get off at Exit #137

Stay to your right and go 5.4 miles

(Follow “Driftwood” signs)

Take a right and go 2.1 miles

Take a left and cross over a bridge

Take the first right turn (about 50 yards after bridge) and go 2.9 miles

At the “Y” in the road, go right

Go just a few yards and take a left.

Follow this road and you will go up a steep hill. Cabin is on the right at the top of a hill. It is gray-blue with a detached garage.




From Nashville:

Take I-40 towards Memphis.

Before crossing the Tennessee River, get off at Exit #137

Stay to your left and go 5.4 miles

(Follow “Driftwood” signs)

Take a right and go 2.1 miles

Take a left and cross over a bridge

Take the first right turn (about 50 yards after bridge) and go 2.9 miles

At the “Y” in the road, go right

Go just a few yards and take a left.

Follow this road and you will go up a steep hill. Cabin is on the right at the top of a hill. It is gray-blue with a detached garage.

oh yea, i forgot i had all these

From Men's Weekend II

Name of the Year Bracket Challenge

Don't know if any of you guys have seen this but I was cracking up. These are real people with insane names. I think we should all go by one of these aliases over man's weekend...which is getting real close if you look at the counter.

Parody of the new Nike basketball commercial

The one where all the guys are walking down an airport runway in their white jump suits. Yeah those suits look like something Nunley would dream of wearing.

Of the guys in this short, of all of us who do they resemble??

Daily dose of Testosterone

If you need me to drill anything, let me know. Because I have the most awesome drill known to man. 1,400 RPM's and 400 lbs of torque. Who needs a gun.... I can drill through a brick wall and pierce your brain. I think it even doubles as a jack hammer. Adam, Brandon, and Kev saw it in person. Thanks for coming men, it was good times.

DeWALT POWER!!!

Salad Dressing Will Kill You.....

Your forecast: Pain with a chance of "the noise"

TTU! TTU!

Way to go guys, you're making us proud!!!!

TTU

Do it...or I'm coming to see you!!!!

If you haven't RSVP'd for the shower on Saturday......you'd better. Chuck Norris bench presses gravity.

"Young Norris used his hands and his feet, and he kicked and he punched with his hands and his feet."

Give Me Liberty or Leave Me the Hell Alone!

We got out of school today because of the forecast for some rain...I love being a teacher! So I have some extra time on my hands and will now post something that has been on my mind lately.


The second ammendment to our Constitution reads, "A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed." Amen! I'm glad that our forefathers had the foresight to put this into the document that outlines our entire government, because IT TAKES A FREAKIN' ACT OF CONGRESS TO GET YOUR LICENSE TO CARRY A HANDGUN!!! If men like Patrick Henry, Nathan Hale, or George Washington knew what we have to go through today to get a handgun carry permit, I swear, they would move to Canada. I will now outline what one has to do to legally carry a firearm.

1. Pay $55 dollars to sit through an 8 hour class about handgun safety. Useful pieces of information learned here: a) Don't look down the barrel of the gun to see if it's loaded; b) If you in fact ever have to use your firearm to protect yourself or your family, prepare to be sued by the jerk's family that you shoot.

2. Pass a target shooting test. This test consists of a paper target in the shape of a man about 10 feet from you. A drunk donkey could pass this test, so I don't know what the point of it is.

3. Take certificate of completion to Department of Motor Vehicles. What the DMV has to do with my 2nd ammendment right, I don't know.

4. Wait in line behind a bunch of 15 year olds trying to take their driving permit test. Finally get called to the desk...
Lady: How can I help you?
Me: Yes, I would like to apply for my handgun carry permit. Here is my certificate of safety course completion.
Lady: Do you have your birth certificate?
Me: For what?
Lady: To prove that you were born.
Me: Do you see me standing here?
Lady: Yes, but we need your birth certificate. (Bear in mind that to get a driver's license, you have to show your birth certificate and I am standing in the place where I obtained said driver's license, but I let that little nugget of information go.)
Me: I'll be right back.

5. Drive home to get my birth certificate.

6. Drive back to DMV and wait behind even more 15 year olds.

7. Finally get back up to the lady who takes my certificate of completion, driver's license, and birth certificate. Ok, fill out this application.

8. Fill out application and then pay...get this...$115 (again for what, I don't know)

9. Receive receipt of payment and a piece of paper instructing me about all the steps I need to go through to get fingerprinted.

10. Call fingerprint place to set up appointment. As it turns out, the fingerprint place for this area is at the Sumner County Board of Education. Yes, the same place I had to be fingerprinted in order to become a teacher. (I hope you are seeing the redundancy here)

11. Get fingerprinted and then find out that I have to wait 6-8 weeks for my permit to be mailed to me. 6-8 weeks!!!!! Hello.

Well, anyway, that's about it. Now I see why so many criminals just get guns from back alley pawn shops. All that to say, I won't have a handgun carry permit for Man's Weekend, but still plan on packing all the heat I can muster. They can have my guns when they pry them out of my cold, dead hands.

Attention Nunley

We need some details for reals about where Men's Weekend is. I have to look over the google maps of the area and, well, to be honest I'd like to know for sure that this place even exists. So far its been..."we're going to the lake house" and "mmm, it's near Cuba Landing". Well, guess what! BAM! Now, where are we going?!