"Macho Man" Randy Savage was in Garner, N.C. today, snapping into Slim Jims with reckless abandon, when he snapped into one a little too hard.
When Mr. Savage was reached for comment, he had this to say: "Bonesaw is READY!" and made a manuver in which his left forearm was seemingly sawing through his right forearm.
In a related story, Leroy Smith wants you to get your basketball on. Leroy is father to TTU basketball legend Larry Smith.
If Macho Man stays on this rampage someone is going to have to call in the big guns - Buck Norris and The Ultimate Warrior.
ReplyDeleteI remember being able to beat Michael Jordan in Jordan vs Bird but Leroy Smith just tore me up.
I have beat Leroy once in 3 games. the key is 3 pointers. Those guys are like Rex Chapman in NBA Jam.
ReplyDeleteBUTTERSCOTCH!
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