HE'S BACK!

Billy "USA" Mitchell has taken the crown again. He broke the record for Donkey Kong Jr. while he was at it. Is there anything the man can't do, besides cutting his mullet? He obviously can't do that.

Dublin Desperado

It was sunny afternoon in Dublin. Earlier that day a “friend”, Mowens, had dropped us off in a rough part of town after touring the Guinness Storehouse. We had no idea where we were but Mowens had to get the rental car back to Wexford so he left us near where he thought was a post office. We had to mail souvenirs back to the states because our backpacks were out of room. The post office we were near didn’t mail packages so we trekked down ghetto streets with Irish hooligans eyeing our Osprey packs. At the next post office there were no boxes. Pissed, we walked out the door and our fears that we were in an area that we didn’t belong were confirmed when some random woman said, “you guys probably shouldn’t be walking around here, this isn’t the best part of town.” Soon our badass takedown of a villain preying on an uptown cougar would prove there was no part of town we didn’t belong.

We were searching for a luggage store so Phillip could get all his Bushmills, Old Middleton, and Jameson whiskey back across the Atlantic since no one would ship it. Luckily, his hands were free to bash goon head since he had dropped all of the liquor off at the hostel (we had to sneak it past all of the Czech and Swedish girls who were ready to partay). We were having a hard time finding the luggage store so we asked someone for help. We followed her directions and as we approached the next intersection (see picture) a lanky guy with bug eyes came sprinting around the corner. By sprinting I mean that the woman wearing high heels and yelling, “stop him, he stole my purse!” was actually gaining ground on him before they got to the road. We were within about 30 yards from the purse snatcher but he was so slow that I turned to Philip and nonchalantly said, “I think that guy took that woman’s purse. Yeah, he did. He is holding in his hand under his jacket,” to which Phillip responded, “should we stop him?” Answering his own question, the hero of this story squatted down into a 3 point stance ready to spear this thug through his ribcage. When he finally arrived he saw his deathblow coming and juked Phillip. It turned out that while he runs a 9 second 40 he could move laterally like Chris Johnson. I closed up the strong side gap while Phillip moved in, stopped the thief, and took the purse. About that time two ninja leprechauns appeared out of nowhere, gave each other a high five, shouted “lets get him!” and showed their teeth. One put the shifty canine-like crook in a chokehold while the other grabbed his legs. Then, his buddy came up and said, “don’t hurt him, he’s a crackhead.” The leprechauns responded, “Where da gold at?” The ninja leprechaun let him go, not out of sympathy (ninja leprechauns don’t have feelings) but because the crackhead bit him. He shimmied away and scaled a fence.

At some point the woman got her purse back. She thanked the hero who walked away proudly yet unscathed. Well, except for the awful smell of the Dublin desperado that lingered on throughout the night. As the marshal and his sidekick walked away I looked down and the wind blowed something green along the sidewalk like a prairie dog. How it got to Ireland I don’t know. It was a five dollar bill.

Well...obviously we have a rapist in Lincoln Park

Go to 56 seconds in for the good part

Yesterday

Suddenly,
I'm not half the man I used to be,
There's a shadow hanging over me,
Oh, yesterday came suddenly.

What shadow hangs over me making me feel like half a man? The shadow of Lippy the Hippy. Yesterday, this forsaken blog didn't mention the day of his birth but today we will celebrate. He is THE HOLDER OF THE DUKE and THE SULTAN OF GOLF SWAT. HIS SINUS CAVITIES SO LARGE THAT HE SNEEZES TORNADOES. May he pose as his trivia character, Juan, and bask in the sunshine of our love.

Happy Birth(yester)day Justin.

Cummins Falls

Look at this story here. Never would have expected to see the falls, but pretty cool that it is on the list.

Who ended up buying this land?

He's looking more like Gandalf these days

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Yes

WOM VII

We need these

Lost Censored

Oh, You Want Another Kick in the Nuts?

Here you go!

Here's Your Kick in the Nuts

Best 9 minutes you'll spend this week. Automatic Manlympic win for whomever can learn and execute this by next WOM.

Rack em

This blog needs a kick in the nuts

Cummins Falls Auction?

Are we rich yet? If we are we need to meet in Cookeville on Saturday. According to the site below Cummins Mill Falls is going to be auctioned off this weekend. Who am I kidding? The Fijis will buy it. There are 1000s of them and they go there every weekend.

http://www.national-auction.com/auction_detail.php?id=129764

Baby Nunley

I want to let all know that the Nunley's are having a baby! We are so excited and would covet your prayers. Here are the top 5 things I think our baby will do for sure (in no order):

1. Be the Sensei of all Babies

2. Be awesome at video games

3. Be born knowing I had 13 tackles!

4. They will hate camping (remembering the Misery of their father's camping trip)

5. Crave Chick-fil-a Sauce immediately

Give us some feed back.

Frisbee Assassin Today

This Ain't No Hula!

The movie has a name - "Hard Ticket to Hawaii". More goodness

I bet they know Mike Danton

Happy St. Patty's Day

It's time to bring back a youtube classic.  Hope everyone can enjoy a nice cold green beer today.

New King of Kong

http://videogames.yahoo.com/events/plugged-in/plastic-surgeon-is-new-donkey-kong-champ/1392840

Go suck on it Billy Mitchell!!!

Your American flag ties and crappy hot sauce can't save you now!!!