Sweatbands

Nunley, I think this sweatband might be yours, but I doubt you can take it from Malcolm. Finders, keepers.

Groundbreaking study

Study: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys

Did anyone else know that Matt Cox was married? If you did, shame on you for not telling.

Kev....

What's up with your site getting hacked? You're better than that.

This Morning's mission

So, we have a "Lady of the Night" in our apartment building, who like to park in the Handicap spot. She has done it since we moved in, and probably before that. Her justification is that "No one ever parks here, so why not?" Katie has heard her say this on more than one occasion. I have always wanted to leave her a note. This morning I did:



And placed it here:



I'll keep you posted on what comes of it.

I think they hit the nail on the head here.

Bueller...Bueller...anyone?

Anyone going to Emily's wedding this weekend?

Johnny Piper

For those interested, ALL of John Piper's books are selling for $5.00 at www.desiringgod.org

No limits. I just bought 7.

UnTiL ThEn,

Andrew

The Canadian Crippler

News Story

UPDATE:
So, we know it was a Murder-Suicide, but how did someone post it on Wikipedia hours before police had found their bodies? The plot thickens.

Wiki story

Ebby-So Smart and yet Sassy

We drove to the home of a Tennessee Hero, Alvin C. York, to pick up the cutest little ball of fun. Andrew and Laura you should have come. Guys don't worry about the Name. I throw in 2 Tiny E's for every Ebby.

A new record....and we missed it!

This happened RIGHT after we left. There was also an A-Team craft that Nunley and I wanted to see, but it was roughly 800 degrees in Riverfront park.



I was introduced to this by Coach Nunley and Coach Marco, the new swim coach at ECS.

John Rambo vs. Mike Danton....the eternal question

Rambo 4 trailer.....Warning: It's bloody.

New Blog Rule

Thou shalt not post a video that plays automatically (i.e. Pearl is mean, Flugtag, etc.) and cannot be stopped (i.e. Flugtag). It really messes with my EdnaBlog experience.

This rule needs a 3/5 vote to pass.

Nunley's New Addition

My wife just told me you guys just got a minature schnauzer and are looking for names. Here is a list of possibilities:

1. Sasquatch

2. Penelope Pumpikins

3. Tazer

4. Butterfly O'Reilly

5. Skipper D

More Dark Knight toys

Batpod

I seriously can't wait for this movie!

Wade gets you JUSTICE!

Pull my Digit

I had to steal the title, but this thing is pretty awesome.

Pull my Digit



Thank Heavens! He can use a cocktail shaker again!

Flugtag 2007, Nashville TN

I will be there, anyone else want to join me?

What is the instrumental cause of justification....

This little baby knows....

Hogzilla

I thought you guys would enjoy this picture of a boy who killed a 9 foot long hog with a pistol!!! He chased it through the woulds with his dad following. It was in Alabama, but I think we would all like to see one at next man's weekend and whoever kills it gets 1 million points. I would also like to give this as motivation to those making career moves or just who need motivation; the boy who killed this "Hogzilla" was only 11. So Andrew I think you can kill the Hogzilla called Memphis. A site for this is: News Story
And for reference to Hogzilla

Until THen - Num Nuts

Saddle up your horses...

When Skipper "D" Denney heard that his first born son, Ross, would be in Memphis, alone, without one of us to keep an eye on him, he called me up. He said, "Andrew, I need you to move to Memphis to watch after my only son." I reminded him that he had two sons, but this only made him start crying harder. I told him I would go.

I have accepted a teaching position at Evangelical Christian School (Alexis' school) in Cordova, TN. So here we go.

Other than college, this is the only home I've ever known, so as you can imagine this has been a pretty tough decision all the way around. Family, friends, church, etc, etc.

We put our house on the market yesterday and we need it to sell FAST! We have to be in Cordova by August 1, and there is no way we could pay mortgage and rent. So if you could be in prayer about that. So if anyone is looking for a home send them our way.

Agent Stacy

You've probably been listening to my calls, and you may have my wife bugged (I'll find it eventually) How did the FBI test go? Will we ever see you again? killed anyone yet, other than those FIJI's at college?

I got a new job today. God works in mysterious ways. I didn't get the job at Servpro, but my old boss called me and offered me my old job back at more than double what I left there at. Did I accept? You bet your biscuit I did! I've been so stressed out and overloaded at my job lately that if I was David Banner...you get the point. It's been a good job though. I've learned a lot and it got me into my first house. I thanked God when I came in and now I'm thanking God I'm walking out!
i can't get this out of my head

A few thoughts......

We got our wedding video yesterday, and after watching it, had a few details to point out:

Ross - You telling me to grab Katie's butt during our first dance is CLEARLY caught on film. Way to go buddy.

Adam - Your love of cameras + dancing = a large amount of footage from the reception containing you. You also say something about the food being delicious.

Landon - When the music hits for our entrance, you started doing your chicken-wing dance right in front of the camera. Classic!

Andrew - Your old man approach to the dance floor was caught on camera, and the result was cinematic greatness.

Thanks again for a great day. It was fun to go back and see it all happen again.

372-WTTU

Andrew,
This story reminded me of our cult following, mainly the guy who said "GuitaRRR!"

I love you

I'm a Joker, I'm a Smoker...

At first when I heard Heath Ledger would be playing Joker in the next Batman movie (entitled "Dark Knight"), I had my doubts. But after seeing this photo, he's looking pretty bad ass.

Any Thoughts?

What did you Lost viewers think about the final episode? I was blown away. And Charlie DIED! YES!

Free Stuff 2.0

I just started using a free and really good budget planner.
You can find it here

Keeping the Blog Alive! (Really, I want to get the landlord off the main page, so it doesn't start playing everytime I open the blog at home. I love Will Ferrell as much as anyone, its just getting old. Pearl IS an Alcoholic though)

In Memorium (of the day)

What are plans for this long weekend?
I know Lando (Vick, not Calrissian) is at the beach.

Aaron, do I need to mail you clothes?

D Dubbs

You can listen to Derek Webb's new album for free online here.
It's a pretty good way to pass time.

You have to click on the photo of the album on the bottom of the page to get it started, and click to the next song when it finishes.

And if any of you want to go to chuch with him, move to Nashville (Landon)

Pics....and a thank you

Pic's from the honeymoon are up on the Picasa page, and the wedding photo's are located here
Click Storybooks
The password is: Lipscomb-Tenery

Thanks again to everyone for coming, it was great to see all of you (except for you Kevin)

We have a guest bedroom, so start scheduling reasons to come for a couples sleep-over (sorry B, does B ever check this thing?)

I love you guys, you complete me.

Lest we forget....

Justin is getting married this Saturday! Just thought I'd throw that out there. "Get thee to bed and rest, for thou hast need." (Romeo and Juliet, Act IV, scene iii, line 13-14)

And I will now leave you with an excerpt from "Intended for Pleasure". ALERT: Brandon, if you reading this...stop NOW!!

"If the husband (that's you, Justin) is attempting to stretch the vaginal opening on the wedding night, he should make sure his fingernails are filed very smooth and short and then follow these instructions: Insert the tips of three fingers, held in a wedge shape and well lubricated with artificial lubricant, into the vaginal opening. Press down toward the back, very firmly but very slowly. It should take from 15 to 30 minutes to fully stretch the hymen. Move your fingers only 1/8 inch (BRING A TAPE MEASURE) at a time, until finally you can insert all 3 fingers to the base."

Have fun, J-Lo.

Flaming Chair

Barack the Magic Negro

We love to embed video around here. I'm on a posting rally!

Command & Conquer 3 for XBox 360

The demo came out last week and it is sure to be a real widowmaker.

Sorry for the abrupt ending

Linebacker Evangelist...

Pearl is so mean!

Mule Day in the NY Times

See what the big city folks are saying about Columbia.

If you can get past the clown.......

The Pampster having a go...... Way to finish+14

It's Official....

Augusta, GA....the carpet capital of the world!

Landon added some pic's from yesterday's trip to Augusta to his Picasa page. Its really like walking on green carpet. I was close enough to slap Tiger Woods in the face. But, so sue me, I decided to punch him in the nuts instead. Nunley, I yelled "Until THen" when I did it, it really does work on confusing the crap out of people. THANKS!

WOMIII

From Weekend of Me...

New pic's

All of my pictures/video's are up on my Picasa page. The Golden Duke is sitting proudly in my room, mostly because Katie won't let me put it in our apartment yet.

Here's a little of the good stuff.....

If you aren't pumped up for the weekend then watch this...

Don't need no bimbo, cuz' my girl's got devo

Make sure you tell your unsaved friends about this video. Pass it on to 10 friends or you might burn in hell!!!!

Gun Safety

I've got some safety rules we need to go over before men's weekend for those who've never been around guns before. I know some of us have wives who are worried about 9 of the world's most elite warriors together in one place with nothing in mind but making things explode. Hopefully they can rest easy knowing that even though we are determined to destroy something, anything, we do it with a cheerful heart and caring smile.

• Don't ask if the gun is loaded...the answer is always YES!


• Keep your finger outside the trigger guard until you are ready to shoot


• Don't shoot until you understand how it works


• Before you hand the gun to someone ALWAYS make sure it isn't loaded and let them see you do it


• The bullet doesn't stop until it hits something or falls to the ground, which could be anywhere up to a mile away...so keep the gun pointed at the ground OR something you plan on destroying and ALWAYS know what is beyond your target!


• If you get a misfire, point it at the ground and let one of us know. This is an unstable state for the gun to be in. We love you...we're here to help.


• Wear the ear protection and safety glasses. The shells in the revolvers stay in the cylinder until you eject them, but the pistols eject the shells fast and very hot

Other than that you should be good. Andrew's dad has supplied us with ear protection and a few pairs of googles, so you don't need to worry about that part. Adam, you'll need to go over the shotgun rules at some point. Now for your moment of zen...

Men's Weekend Coffee

Since I was a young boy, I've searched the world over for the perfect cup of coffee. This past Valentine's day, Carmen gave me an Aeropress. Sweet niblets! This is WHOLLY CRAPS! good coffee! So, don't worry about caffeine this weekend. What do you want? Espresso? No problem. Americano? No problem. Cappucino? You are a fag. Stay tuned for instructional videos for make benefit glorious weekend of men 3.
Anyone who doesn't like it, hasn't tasted it.

Rollin on 16's....

Anyone want to carpool from Nashville? By carpool, I mean you drive and me pay for gas. Landon has a Buick, and I hear they ride like a dream.

Also, just upgraded to Vista....and I am impressed.

Trip Dow Memory Lane....Oh Yeah Meals

We need to choose meals and time of meal and groups.....I believe it has been covered but I need to be refreshed....So please let me know. Until THen....Dez Nutz and Pictures will do.

THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR

SUCK IT!!!!! Here are the directions to the palace in the hills. Now as far as guns go: I will know this weekend if they are allowed. If yes, I will be researching the cost of bullets and clay targets for competition. I may have to charge a small fee for those items. I will email you all the directions as well. Really I am sorry this took so long. But here you go. Until Then


From Memphis:

Take I-40 towards Nashville.

After crossing the Tennessee River, get off at Exit #137

Stay to your right and go 5.4 miles

(Follow “Driftwood” signs)

Take a right and go 2.1 miles

Take a left and cross over a bridge

Take the first right turn (about 50 yards after bridge) and go 2.9 miles

At the “Y” in the road, go right

Go just a few yards and take a left.

Follow this road and you will go up a steep hill. Cabin is on the right at the top of a hill. It is gray-blue with a detached garage.




From Nashville:

Take I-40 towards Memphis.

Before crossing the Tennessee River, get off at Exit #137

Stay to your left and go 5.4 miles

(Follow “Driftwood” signs)

Take a right and go 2.1 miles

Take a left and cross over a bridge

Take the first right turn (about 50 yards after bridge) and go 2.9 miles

At the “Y” in the road, go right

Go just a few yards and take a left.

Follow this road and you will go up a steep hill. Cabin is on the right at the top of a hill. It is gray-blue with a detached garage.

oh yea, i forgot i had all these

From Men's Weekend II

Name of the Year Bracket Challenge

Don't know if any of you guys have seen this but I was cracking up. These are real people with insane names. I think we should all go by one of these aliases over man's weekend...which is getting real close if you look at the counter.

Parody of the new Nike basketball commercial

The one where all the guys are walking down an airport runway in their white jump suits. Yeah those suits look like something Nunley would dream of wearing.

Of the guys in this short, of all of us who do they resemble??

Daily dose of Testosterone

If you need me to drill anything, let me know. Because I have the most awesome drill known to man. 1,400 RPM's and 400 lbs of torque. Who needs a gun.... I can drill through a brick wall and pierce your brain. I think it even doubles as a jack hammer. Adam, Brandon, and Kev saw it in person. Thanks for coming men, it was good times.

DeWALT POWER!!!

Salad Dressing Will Kill You.....

Your forecast: Pain with a chance of "the noise"

TTU! TTU!

Way to go guys, you're making us proud!!!!

TTU

Do it...or I'm coming to see you!!!!

If you haven't RSVP'd for the shower on Saturday......you'd better. Chuck Norris bench presses gravity.

"Young Norris used his hands and his feet, and he kicked and he punched with his hands and his feet."

Give Me Liberty or Leave Me the Hell Alone!

We got out of school today because of the forecast for some rain...I love being a teacher! So I have some extra time on my hands and will now post something that has been on my mind lately.


The second ammendment to our Constitution reads, "A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed." Amen! I'm glad that our forefathers had the foresight to put this into the document that outlines our entire government, because IT TAKES A FREAKIN' ACT OF CONGRESS TO GET YOUR LICENSE TO CARRY A HANDGUN!!! If men like Patrick Henry, Nathan Hale, or George Washington knew what we have to go through today to get a handgun carry permit, I swear, they would move to Canada. I will now outline what one has to do to legally carry a firearm.

1. Pay $55 dollars to sit through an 8 hour class about handgun safety. Useful pieces of information learned here: a) Don't look down the barrel of the gun to see if it's loaded; b) If you in fact ever have to use your firearm to protect yourself or your family, prepare to be sued by the jerk's family that you shoot.

2. Pass a target shooting test. This test consists of a paper target in the shape of a man about 10 feet from you. A drunk donkey could pass this test, so I don't know what the point of it is.

3. Take certificate of completion to Department of Motor Vehicles. What the DMV has to do with my 2nd ammendment right, I don't know.

4. Wait in line behind a bunch of 15 year olds trying to take their driving permit test. Finally get called to the desk...
Lady: How can I help you?
Me: Yes, I would like to apply for my handgun carry permit. Here is my certificate of safety course completion.
Lady: Do you have your birth certificate?
Me: For what?
Lady: To prove that you were born.
Me: Do you see me standing here?
Lady: Yes, but we need your birth certificate. (Bear in mind that to get a driver's license, you have to show your birth certificate and I am standing in the place where I obtained said driver's license, but I let that little nugget of information go.)
Me: I'll be right back.

5. Drive home to get my birth certificate.

6. Drive back to DMV and wait behind even more 15 year olds.

7. Finally get back up to the lady who takes my certificate of completion, driver's license, and birth certificate. Ok, fill out this application.

8. Fill out application and then pay...get this...$115 (again for what, I don't know)

9. Receive receipt of payment and a piece of paper instructing me about all the steps I need to go through to get fingerprinted.

10. Call fingerprint place to set up appointment. As it turns out, the fingerprint place for this area is at the Sumner County Board of Education. Yes, the same place I had to be fingerprinted in order to become a teacher. (I hope you are seeing the redundancy here)

11. Get fingerprinted and then find out that I have to wait 6-8 weeks for my permit to be mailed to me. 6-8 weeks!!!!! Hello.

Well, anyway, that's about it. Now I see why so many criminals just get guns from back alley pawn shops. All that to say, I won't have a handgun carry permit for Man's Weekend, but still plan on packing all the heat I can muster. They can have my guns when they pry them out of my cold, dead hands.

Attention Nunley

We need some details for reals about where Men's Weekend is. I have to look over the google maps of the area and, well, to be honest I'd like to know for sure that this place even exists. So far its been..."we're going to the lake house" and "mmm, it's near Cuba Landing". Well, guess what! BAM! Now, where are we going?!